Game Thursday
Posted by Flood on June 23, 2006
Hush little baby don't say a word
Mama's gonna to buy you a mockingbird
and if that mockingbird don't sing
Mama's gonna to buy you a diamond ring
and if that diamond ring turns brass
Mama's gonna to buy you a looking glass
and if that looking glass gets broke
Mama's gonna to buy you a billy goat
and if that billy goat won't pull
Mama's gonna to buy you a cart and bull
and if that cart and bull turn o'er
Mama's gonna to buy you a dog named rover
and if that dog named Rover won't bark
Mama's gonna to buy you a horse and cart
and if that horse and cart get stuck
Mama's gonna by you a rubber duck
Your turn.
Flood said
and if that rubber duck don’t float
Mama’s gonna by you a linen coat
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 12:49 am | #
Gravatar And if that linen coat gets torn
Papa’s gonna buy you a box of porn
Scott | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 7:38 am | #
Gravatar And if Mama sees that box of porn
Papa’s on the couch until the morn’
Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 8:58 am | #
Gravatar And if that couch gets old and gray
Mama’s gonna buy you a bale of hay.
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 8:59 am | #
Gravatar And if that bale of hay has rats
Papa’s gonna buy you a pair of cats
Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 9:23 am | #
Gravatar And if those cats pee on the floor
Mama’s gonna buy you a steam clean-or
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 9:39 am | #
Gravatar And if that steam cleaner craps out
Mama’s gonna do the twist-and-shout.
Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 10:05 am | #
Gravatar And if that twist-and-shout don’t rock
Mama’s gotta glove and will try the moon walk
Jason Evans | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 10:26 am | #
Gravatar And if that moon walk ain’t fly
Papa’s gonna poke you in the eye
Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 10:32 am | #
Gravatar And if your eyes don’t see so well
Mama’s gonna teach you ASL
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 10:37 am | #
Gravatar And if that language hurts your hands
Mama’s gonna buy you some rubber bands
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 11:41 am | #
And if those rubber bands don’t stretch,
An ice cream cone your momma will fetch.
Noel | 06.22.06 – 12:26 pm | #
And if that ice cream cone does melt,
Pappa’s gonna buy you a wrestling belt.
Mitch | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 2:33 pm | #
Gravatar And if that wrasslin’ belt gets lost
Mama’s gonna buy you a car at cost
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 3:38 pm | #
Gravatar And if that car is a lemon
Papa’s gonna buy you a trip to Yemmen.
Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 3:50 pm | #
Gravatar And if that Yemeni turns to war
Mama’s gonna buy you a grocery store
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 3:56 pm | #
Gravatar And if that gorcery store gets looted
Mama’s gonna give you a river, not polluted
Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 4:55 pm | #
Gravatar and if that river drowns some kittens
Mama’s gonna knit you a pair of mittens
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 4:58 pm | #
Gravatar And if those mittens don’t keep you warm
Mama’s gonna leave you out in the storm
Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 5:46 pm | #
Gravatar and if that storm leaves you cold and wet
Mama’s gonna buy you an erector set
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 6:16 pm | #
and if that erector set don’t connect,
Momma’s gonna take you to an Amish Sect.
Mitch | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 8:17 pm | #
Gravatar and if them Quakers make you churn
Mama’s buy you a log to burn
Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 8:46 pm | #
And if that log don’t crackle and pop,
Momma’s gonna play you old school hip-hop.
Mitch | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 9:36 pm | #
And if that log don’t crackle and pop,
Momma’s gonna play you old school hip-hop.
Mitch | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 9:36 pm | #
michaelm said
And if that hip-hop sounds too black
Momma gonna buy you a bag o’ crack
And if that bag of crack gets broke
Momma gonna give you a nasty poke