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Game Thursday

Posted by Flood on June 23, 2006

Hush little baby don't say a word

Mama's gonna to buy you a mockingbird

and if that mockingbird don't sing

Mama's gonna to buy you a diamond ring

and if that diamond ring turns brass

Mama's gonna to buy you a looking glass

and if that looking glass gets broke

Mama's gonna to buy you a billy goat

and if that billy goat won't pull

Mama's gonna to buy you a cart and bull

and if that cart and bull turn o'er

Mama's gonna to buy you a dog named rover

and if that dog named Rover won't bark

Mama's gonna to buy you a horse and cart

and if that horse and cart get stuck

Mama's gonna by you a rubber duck

Your turn.

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One Response to “Game Thursday”

  1. Flood said

    and if that rubber duck don’t float
    Mama’s gonna by you a linen coat
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 12:49 am | #

    Gravatar And if that linen coat gets torn
    Papa’s gonna buy you a box of porn
    Scott | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 7:38 am | #

    Gravatar And if Mama sees that box of porn
    Papa’s on the couch until the morn’
    Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 8:58 am | #

    Gravatar And if that couch gets old and gray
    Mama’s gonna buy you a bale of hay.
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 8:59 am | #

    Gravatar And if that bale of hay has rats
    Papa’s gonna buy you a pair of cats
    Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 9:23 am | #

    Gravatar And if those cats pee on the floor
    Mama’s gonna buy you a steam clean-or
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 9:39 am | #

    Gravatar And if that steam cleaner craps out
    Mama’s gonna do the twist-and-shout.
    Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 10:05 am | #

    Gravatar And if that twist-and-shout don’t rock
    Mama’s gotta glove and will try the moon walk
    Jason Evans | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 10:26 am | #

    Gravatar And if that moon walk ain’t fly
    Papa’s gonna poke you in the eye
    Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 10:32 am | #

    Gravatar And if your eyes don’t see so well
    Mama’s gonna teach you ASL
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 10:37 am | #

    Gravatar And if that language hurts your hands
    Mama’s gonna buy you some rubber bands
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 11:41 am | #

    And if those rubber bands don’t stretch,
    An ice cream cone your momma will fetch.
    Noel | 06.22.06 – 12:26 pm | #

    And if that ice cream cone does melt,
    Pappa’s gonna buy you a wrestling belt.
    Mitch | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 2:33 pm | #

    Gravatar And if that wrasslin’ belt gets lost
    Mama’s gonna buy you a car at cost
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 3:38 pm | #

    Gravatar And if that car is a lemon
    Papa’s gonna buy you a trip to Yemmen.
    Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 3:50 pm | #

    Gravatar And if that Yemeni turns to war
    Mama’s gonna buy you a grocery store
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 3:56 pm | #

    Gravatar And if that gorcery store gets looted
    Mama’s gonna give you a river, not polluted
    Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 4:55 pm | #

    Gravatar and if that river drowns some kittens
    Mama’s gonna knit you a pair of mittens
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 4:58 pm | #

    Gravatar And if those mittens don’t keep you warm
    Mama’s gonna leave you out in the storm
    Jaye Wells | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 5:46 pm | #

    Gravatar and if that storm leaves you cold and wet
    Mama’s gonna buy you an erector set
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 6:16 pm | #

    and if that erector set don’t connect,
    Momma’s gonna take you to an Amish Sect.
    Mitch | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 8:17 pm | #

    Gravatar and if them Quakers make you churn
    Mama’s buy you a log to burn
    Flood | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 8:46 pm | #

    And if that log don’t crackle and pop,
    Momma’s gonna play you old school hip-hop.
    Mitch | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 9:36 pm | #

    And if that log don’t crackle and pop,
    Momma’s gonna play you old school hip-hop.
    Mitch | Homepage | 06.22.06 – 9:36 pm | #

  2. michaelm said

    And if that hip-hop sounds too black
    Momma gonna buy you a bag o’ crack

    And if that bag of crack gets broke
    Momma gonna give you a nasty poke

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